No matter what you think, no matter what any one else says, U R FRANCH. Always. FRANCH. Except when U R FRANCHWOMENS.

The latest person lucky enough to round teh fields with us started trying to hit trees after his partner dropped. When he finally hit one after missing a couple of times, we congratulated him on his efforts.

I think this might be a mild form of Stockholm Syndrome, except instead of sympathizing with us, he borrowed from our vocabulary instead.

In literature, this is what they call “repeating something someone else said.”

We were really scared when he said he was better than us. I mean, if we lost to him at ghey golf, we would probably have thrown ourselves off a bridge or something.

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We’re still not sure why they censored “hugger.”

I’m pretty sure all mothers have this conversation with their daughters before allowing them to play ghey golf.

Honey, make sure your tampon is in right side up. Otherwise, you’ll lose NG and XP and they might even post about you at that FRANCH web site. Those guys are hilarious.

Apparently, some people, like Monica_420 fall through the cracks. The Koreans would like to submit as evidence exhibit FRANCH.