I R FRANCH GLOFORZ

HI+GL FROM FRAAAAAAAAANCH!!!11`

PhootSoldier — Sat, 23 Feb 2008 21:40:35 +0000

I still am amazed by our team’s ability to transport us from one corner of the earth to another in such a short amount of time. Some times, we travel thousands of miles in a matter of seconds. Dare I say, it’s the fifteenth wonder of the world.

How Quickly Their Tones Change!

PhootSoldier — Sat, 23 Feb 2008 02:58:31 +0000

As is usual in our exploits, most people are initially receptive to FRANCH. They want to learn more about teh p0w3r of teh w3bk4m. They want to become part of history. They dream of becoming celebrities like us. They imagine all the ghey golf parties with the multiple whores passed out on the floor, each with a half-filled bottle of nectar in one hand, the finest mageia power still under their nose, and bills and bills of cyber cash somewhere in their bras. Who wouldn’t want to experience that, what we experience each and every time we go ghey golfing?

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The Moment of Silence is Over

PhootSoldier — Sun, 10 Feb 2008 05:24:47 +0000

For those fearing we lost our FRANCH in the past week, fear not. We were–and hopefully you were to–observing a moment of silence for all of the FRANCHWOMENSES killed in the Union Carbide asplosion in Bhopal. Now that we have mourned appropriately, we can now begin to post again. Don’t blink or you might miss it.

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HI + GL from FRAAAANCH!!1~!`

FisH — Sat, 02 Feb 2008 19:06:50 +0000

Suprisingly, nobody ever seems to blink an eye or ask us about any of our many ‘home towns’. Which is a crying shame as we are full of useless information regarding things such as these. For instance, in Bhopal, On December 3, 1984, a Union Carbide plant in Bhopal leaked 40 tons of toxic methyl isocyanate gas, KILLING ALL FRANCHWOMANS within a 200 mile radius. This is why the official language of Central India is not FRANCH, but actually Jamaican.

Hey, all you have to do IS ASK!!`1

Questions and FRANCHswers

FisH — Sat, 02 Feb 2008 18:57:06 +0000

Because sometimes you JUST DON’T KNOW, there are FRANCHswers to be had. You might feel these are nonsensical, but someday they will come back to you and you will have an OPRAH-like moment and be like “AHAAAA NOW I KNOW WTF I AM MEANT TO DO WITH MY LIFE AND IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH LAUNDRY!!”

First Korea, Next Spain Your Country Here!

PhootSoldier — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 04:19:12 +0000

As you may already know, the FRANCH is not limited to any single place in the world or any single group of people. It’s a common language linking everyone together, making the world smaller. Now, since Spain is right next to Korea, I decided to make an attempt to be one with my Spanish FRANCHBROTHERS. Luckily, I’ve watched Telemundo before, so I am nearly fluent in Spanish.

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WE MEET #1 SUGARDADDY

FisH — Sat, 26 Jan 2008 19:49:06 +0000

Last night we met EL_JEFE who is like the Donald Trump of plumbing. He makes $2500/week at his day-job and doesn’t mind spreading the wealth to the tune of approximately $200/week on S-O. We think he fell in love with Erda because he proceeded to give her 10,000,000 NG and some other trinkets worth real $$. We like our newfound friend–perhaps one day he can sponsor our radio show!

As if to prove his undying affection for ALL THINGS FRANCH he then started advertising our URL. Welcome to the family uncle moneybags!

I LOVE FRANCH!!1`~ MEH TOOOOO!~@!

FisH — Sat, 26 Jan 2008 19:48:58 +0000

Now, normally FRANCHINESS is a team-sport, but every so often one of us sleeps and the other is left to FRANCH up a server. I give you exhibit LOL.

I-R U-R WE-R FRANCH PUDDING??

FisH — Sat, 26 Jan 2008 19:48:47 +0000

A prime example of the old saying: “If you can’t beat them, FRANCH!” Just remember, if you end up using the word FRANCH you have already lost…

LAUNDRY = FAIL

PhootSoldier — Sat, 26 Jan 2008 16:03:28 +0000

Usually our posts are reserved for people other than us, but FisH’s laundry exploits are so well known, that this deserved a post.

Apparently, he used it to dye his hair too.

P.S. The site’s style now matches FisH’s new Level 57 +12 TRACK SUIT OF D00M!