As is usual in our exploits, most people are initially receptive to FRANCH. They want to learn more about teh p0w3r of teh w3bk4m. They want to become part of history. They dream of becoming celebrities like us. They imagine all the ghey golf parties with the multiple whores passed out on the floor, each with a half-filled bottle of nectar in one hand, the finest mageia power still under their nose, and bills and bills of cyber cash somewhere in their bras. Who wouldn’t want to experience that, what we experience each and every time we go ghey golfing?

But then, later, something happens. They realize they cannot have any of it. They are not FRANCH material. Their hopes are dashed and they realize I R FRANCH. That’s when they start getting testy.

(P.S. Introducing CJ as Buzzyzud!)