As you may already know, the FRANCH is not limited to any single place in the world or any single group of people. It’s a common language linking everyone together, making the world smaller. Now, since Spain is right next to Korea, I decided to make an attempt to be one with my Spanish FRANCHBROTHERS. Luckily, I’ve watched Telemundo before, so I am nearly fluent in Spanish.

I began with the standard greeting. However, as you can see, it was almost as if they did not understand what I was saying. Impossible, you say? I agree. Apparently, I underestimated this guy’s reluctance to join me.

Fear not for I decided to try again–this time, with two Spanish FRANCHWOMENS. The odds, I thought, would be heavily in my favor. However, again, I was completely ignored as they went on talking about canned tomatoes.

I kept trying, though, when finally, they broke their intimate conversation about nostril-flavored pesto and delivered their final blow.

This is going to be harder than I thought.