We were really scared when he said he was better than us. I mean, if we lost to him at ghey golf, we would probably have thrown ourselves off a bridge or something.

Apparently, culo is Spanish for ass. WE R FRANCHPIPLZ, so we would have prefered the FRANCH word cul. In either case, we thought eating was the more traditional thing to do with cookies, but this guy can do whatever he wants.

First of all, neither of us own a Barbie set, and we haven’t for years. Second of all, we wanted to eat cookies, not chongos.