As you may already know, the FRANCH is not limited to any single place in the world or any single group of people. It’s a common language linking everyone together, making the world smaller. Now, since Spain is right next to Korea, I decided to make an attempt to be one with my Spanish FRANCHBROTHERS. Luckily, I’ve watched Telemundo before, so I am nearly fluent in Spanish.

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Last night we met EL_JEFE who is like the Donald Trump of plumbing. He makes $2500/week at his day-job and doesn’t mind spreading the wealth to the tune of approximately $200/week on S-O. We think he fell in love with Erda because he proceeded to give her 10,000,000 NG and some other trinkets worth real $$. We like our newfound friend–perhaps one day he can sponsor our radio show!

As if to prove his undying affection for ALL THINGS FRANCH he then started advertising our URL. Welcome to the family uncle moneybags!

Now, normally FRANCHINESS is a team-sport, but every so often one of us sleeps and the other is left to FRANCH up a server. I give you exhibit LOL.

A prime example of the old saying: “If you can’t beat them, FRANCH!” Just remember, if you end up using the word FRANCH you have already lost…

Usually our posts are reserved for people other than us, but FisH’s laundry exploits are so well known, that this deserved a post.

Apparently, he used it to dye his hair too.

P.S. The site’s style now matches FisH’s new Level 57 +12 TRACK SUIT OF D00M!

No matter what you think, no matter what any one else says, U R FRANCH. Always. FRANCH. Except when U R FRANCHWOMENS.

The latest person lucky enough to round teh fields with us started trying to hit trees after his partner dropped. When he finally hit one after missing a couple of times, we congratulated him on his efforts.

I think this might be a mild form of Stockholm Syndrome, except instead of sympathizing with us, he borrowed from our vocabulary instead.

In literature, this is what they call “repeating something someone else said.”

We were really scared when he said he was better than us. I mean, if we lost to him at ghey golf, we would probably have thrown ourselves off a bridge or something.

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We’re still not sure why they censored “hugger.”